when he says its 8 inches and you finally see it in person and find out he wasnt lying


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Women are not like men that when they shoot you they shoot you once, women will empty the gun on you. And if we’re going to stab you, we don’t stab one time, we stab fifty times. If we do a job we do it right.
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